Pop this

For my bioinformatics friends...

This afternoon I had a case of the munchies and decided to microwave a bag of popcorn.

I followed the directions exactly: This side up, Listen for two- to three-second pauses between pops, Shake the bag, Careful with the steam.

Still, the bag was only two-thirds full. A lot of unpopped kernels at the bottom. Disappointing.

Clearly the manufacturer messed up.

The brand? Pop Secret.

Perhaps they should have gone with Pop Open Source.