Real news, fake news, what's the [delta]?

Okay, check this out:

I support the occupation, and the occupation alone, because when we start to support the troops, we pave the way for irrelevant concerns about their families back at home. Before you know it, questions about who is and isn't going to be home in time for Christmas will be interfering with the crucial decision-making process of our commander-in-chief.

Makes sense, right?

Guess where it's from?

The Onion, ca. 2005 (source).

You have to worry when fake news sounds as reasonable as anything in real news.